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by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
by offuckingcourse / 08/06/2013 at 1:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
by blondie107 / 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by maggu / 02/10/2013 at 11:26pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
by Female / 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
by Tristan Brantley / 03/11/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by cmoney6452 / 03/01/2012 at 11:17am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Because I work with my boss' son, who's a lazy little shit. My… Today, today I realized just how bad my OCD is when I spent four hours organizing an entire family… Today, so many people were coming over and our neighbors know we're Egyptian. They called the cops…