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About Shilokitten666 : I AM A WHOVIAN, DEAL WITH IT!!! I am me and no one else. I like books and art, smoking and shopping, drinks and dancing, music and gaming. And most importantly my bf of just over a year :D. (Profile pic: TARDIS (time and reliative dimensions in space) and a cat, cause shes like a cat, slow to trust)
Upon reading fml, specifically ones involving cool geeks that play awesome games like DnD and their stupid, selfish gf or bf, that only intelligent people play DnD, if u wanna talk about DnD or WoW or magic or any games in general, hit me up i absolutely love those games!!!
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Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML