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Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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