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Today, I had lunch with a co-worker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and looking legitimately confused said "you know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
by crazyclumzy / 02/04/2010 at 12:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
by UptoHERE / 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
by Zephyric / 02/02/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by wolfpacking / 02/02/2010 at 12:51am / Transportation
by anoynomous / 02/02/2010 at 12:47am / Transportation
by overexcited / 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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