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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Shek_FMLs : I'm Black, that's pretty much it...

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

#15124262
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (5212)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (5133)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21463) - you deserved it (41792)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
71 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (5328)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457
104 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10035) - you deserved it (58796)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (6047)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43343) - you deserved it (7939)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (3522)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (485601) - you deserved it (29334)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71360) - you deserved it (746299)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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