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ShawnzieNstuff
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63680) - you deserved it (5861)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (2618)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (20081)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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236 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35742) - you deserved it (7118)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)



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