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ShannyAK

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ShannyAK

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11978
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShannyAK : I love green day and other amazing bands. I lovee reading fmls (thats what I do everyday) for my entertainment and I love science! I think science is just the best thing in the entire world, it's just super interesting

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2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , my social anxiety hit a new low !! I was playing bingo and , although I won , I didn't shout ( bingo ) cuz I thought too many people would look at me !! FML

#20015021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (7833)

On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment" !! He's 18 !! FML

#20010519
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20922) - you deserved it (2994)

On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

Today, I lerend that son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

#20009087
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31650) - you deserved it (4160)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

Today, I had an upset stomach . I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom . As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out . I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless . real FML

#20007279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22194) - you deserved it (2311)

On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided tat e and I needed to spend "more quality time" togeter. His idea? We sould start "bonding" by taking a bat togeter. Wen I said no, e told me I was bieng unfair, and tat if I really loved im, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29442) - you deserved it (2285)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , while life-guarding , I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving object up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10 !! FML

#19995362
128 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)

Today I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performd it on the wrong tooth. FML

#19994415
86 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valud at a very high sum, an broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML

#19990926
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22235) - you deserved it (3256)

On 07/29/2012 at 2:49pm - kids - by oink oink fuck off - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

#19989704
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24892) - you deserved it (2101)

On 07/28/2012 at 9:21pm - love - by cheaterscheat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I walked into mah upstairs bathroom to fine mah mom's new boyfriend eating soup... naked on the toilet. In shock... I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs... backwards... and hit mah head on wall... leaving a dent looool in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (1989)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian . She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given brth to one . She still won't believe me . FML

#19984576
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (3578)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... mah mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine... if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give mah baby...ho's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

#19983667
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (2115)

On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)



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