About ShannyAK : I love green day and other amazing bands. I lovee reading fmls (thats what I do everyday) for my entertainment
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10054) - you deserved it (18087)
On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26310) - you deserved it (3896)
On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (4354)
On 11/28/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18464) - you deserved it (7965)
On 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by bottomdrawerraider (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6929) - you deserved it (11315)
On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (4625)
On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46385) - you deserved it (1906)
On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML
I agree, your life sucks (15869) - you deserved it (27897)
On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22018) - you deserved it (5788)
On 11/11/2010 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (2606)
On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29134) - you deserved it (12824)
On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23196) - you deserved it (3153)
On 11/03/2010 at 9:13am - intimacy - by shunned (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27596) - you deserved it (6037)
On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (53714) - you deserved it (7014)
On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20000) - you deserved it (2033)
On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)
Friday 24 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
