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  • Number of visits : 6946
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShannyAK : I love green day and other amazing bands. I lovee reading fmls (thats what I do everyday) for my entertainment and I love science! I think science is just the best thing in the entire world, it's just super interesting

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21266) - you deserved it (8940)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

#20060179
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (1613)

On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6679) - you deserved it (21714)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

#20060052
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22062) - you deserved it (8259)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML

#20059793
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (3466)

On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20735) - you deserved it (1420)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (2285)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25180) - you deserved it (2614)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

#20055321
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21959) - you deserved it (1796)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

#20055300
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (2134)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

#20055119
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5309) - you deserved it (30974)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

#20054806
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (1993)

On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

#20054655
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (2281)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:10pm - animals - by difference between birds and mammals. - Australia

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (4612)

On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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