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Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

#65
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I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (3677)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66635) - you deserved it (3317)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35582) - you deserved it (19671)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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