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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    43%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    9%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    51%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

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    25,000%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    203%
  • YDI Master

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    11%
  • Judgmental

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    53%
  • 50 favorites

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    100%
  • Consolation prize

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    100%
  • One more and it's business time

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Shallow_padentic's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

By Username / Friday 13 May 2011 08:13 /

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

By PFCdavila - / Wednesday 23 March 2011 03:46 / United States

Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML

By SickandTired - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:59 / Australia

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

By FailedSniper - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:31 / United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom