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Today , I went to the gym to try to get into shape . I pulld a muscle taking mah sweater off in the locker room . FML

#3193
29 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on fir 2 yeres snuck up from behind me an gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. fat FML

#3168
45 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT BOYFRIEND'S MOM TRIED TO BRIBE IM WIT AN IPONE TO DUMP ME. HE ACCEPTED. FML

#1705
58 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I postd a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get ookd on anyting easily. People assurd me tat it would be fine. An our later I ad to climb over a wall to get someting an in lowering myself down I forgot about it an draggd my nipple along te wall. FML

#1510
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over!! I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask..!! It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak!! FML

#1507
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML

#606
97 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
114 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was on a date with mah new boyfriend. I actd very flrty an laughd very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughd so loudly that I fartd. FML

#329
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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man wo was reading a newspaper!! Suddenly, e sneezd witout putting is ands over is nose!! Instead of turning towards te window, e turnd towards me!! FML

#324
13 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row fir loosing a very important paper that I need fir my work . I've just found it in my right pocket . FML

#267
48 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today.. . I went to a friend's wedding . I took stupid photos all day long andhen came the moment that the bride entered the church.. . mah battery died . FML

#73
28 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today.. . I went to a friend's wedding . I took stupid photos all day long andhen came the moment that the bride entered the church.. . mah battery died . FML

#73
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

2day wile at te dinner table, ma grandmoter told me se backed over a cat . FML

#65
34 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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