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Today, I postd a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get ookd on anyting easily. People assurd me tat it would be fine. An our later I ad to climb over a wall to get someting an in lowering myself down I forgot about it an draggd my nipple along te wall. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over!! I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask..!! It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak!! FML
Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man wo was reading a newspaper!! Suddenly, e sneezd witout putting is ands over is nose!! Instead of turning towards te window, e turnd towards me!! FML
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Friday 27 March 2015