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  • Number of visits : 21055
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

#30362
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12258) - you deserved it (34283)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22098) - you deserved it (50203)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25232) - you deserved it (4521)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

#12686
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49086) - you deserved it (15166)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (4413)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5673) - you deserved it (64370)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

#6669
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35725) - you deserved it (8264)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (1930)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26622) - you deserved it (6341)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35612) - you deserved it (7634)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34834) - you deserved it (5412)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27098) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38394) - you deserved it (30108)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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