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Today, I shook hands with a grl and held onto her handhile telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. mega FML

#30362
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12194) - you deserved it (34176)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22032) - you deserved it (50107)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

yesterday I auditioned for the musical at mah school. Before I sang mah song, I gave mah music to the drector. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25148) - you deserved it (4511)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy!! I got the message!! After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs!! mega FML

#12686
15 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on jeans so I wiped it off with finger and licked it. It was bird shit. mega FML

#9438
62 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

a guy in te library came up to me and said, ( You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watcing you ). FML

#7920
25 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
68 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , when my boyfriend was about to orgasm , I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

#6669
30 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, tha polica callad bacausa somaona had turnad in wallat that was stolan. I happily drova homa only to fina that housa had baan robbad and ransackad. FML

#6627
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42847) - you deserved it (1704)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I sent a guy tat I like a lot a picture of myself , I got all dressed looool up sexy and did ma make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (5903)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33362) - you deserved it (2600)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today , I had a wet dream. When I woke up , I was touching myself. Unfortunately , I also woke up to fine that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room , over 10 relatives looool were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (7610)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today I made mah new grlfriend orgasm 4 the frst time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (5399)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today , at the urinal a guy cummd up next to looool me to do his business. He stard over at me , lookd down , laughd an then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I was having sex with mah girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of mah roomate name)hen I came!! Now her and her friend think i'm gay and mah roomate Brad moved out!! FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38252) - you deserved it (30010)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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