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Today, after class I was catting wit my teacer, a really cool and stylis old black guy . I tell im e reminds me of one of tose soul dudes from tose 70s movies, rigt down to te pimp-walk . He tells me e walks tat way because e was beaten for drinking out of te wrong fountain as a kid . FML

#115273
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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today.. . my Grandma was sowing me an ancient family letter . It was apparently written by someone istorically famous . Se was going on about ow important it was.. . in suc good condition too.. . wort a lot . I dropped my glass of juice . It spilt all over it . FML

#101667
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was giving boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye!! Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of mouth!! Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot an had lemon juice shoot right into eye!! FML

#99356
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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye!! Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of mouth!! Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot an had lemon juice shoot right into eye!! FML

#99356
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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

today I was riding the train an fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later an to be funny shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up an was so startled I peed myself. FML

#90535
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)

Today, in class mah friend played a joke on me by pulling mah seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I had looool a great workout and was feeling really good about my body . Until I sat on my desk.. . and broke it .

#75881
22 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:36am - health - by fatass (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the end of a really long day mah boyfriend was rubbing mah back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

#61152
27 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today my grandmothar told ma that not only doas sha not accapt ma as a homosaxual man but that sha faals my ralationship with a littla parson is "spitting in God's faca." FML

#56713
76 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

today my grandmothar told ma that not only doas sha not accapt ma as a homosaxual man but that sha faals my ralationship with a littla parson is "spitting in God's faca." FML

#56713
76 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

#45766
37 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by gregoyles (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Got My License Renewed And The Woman Behind The Desk Looked At Me And Said "guess We Need To Update The Weight, Huh?". FML

#41916
24 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said ( Don't worry, I've seen smaller. ) mega FML

#37714
42 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I told mah mom I was axcitd mah boobs wara gatting biggar !! Sha told ma that that's wat happanshan you gat fat !! FML

#34306
44 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

today I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the cover on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold... but the sheet were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over mah sheets. real FML

#33255
22 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)



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