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by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
by noname / 02/17/2013 at 8:28pm / United States (New York) / Love
by DontGetSlapped / 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
by daniel55 / 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
by Cheyennereed / 02/17/2013 at 10:50am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
by howannoying / 02/16/2013 at 1:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Nico / 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm / Work
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
by parentalissues / 02/15/2013 at 10:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by okay then / 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I… Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he… Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've…