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ShadowDracos
  • Town/Country : Petal, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18443) - you deserved it (24606)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7259) - you deserved it (29174)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

#6038699
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26692) - you deserved it (5904)

On 10/28/2009 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (1530)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

#4481809
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/12/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by NoticeTheLackOfNumbers (woman) - United States (Florida)



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