About Shadowdracos
college student from Mississippi
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Shadowdracos's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 October 2010 06:28 / United States

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

By magicalDEATH - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:42 / United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:57 / United States

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 September 2009 00:27 / United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:43 / United States