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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3919
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Shadesville : Pretty random person by nature expect nothing less than that

Shadesville's page activity

Visits<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 3:59pm<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 11:30pm<b>mk1hate1my1job1</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:28am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:31pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:52am<b>not_ur_mexican</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 8:33am<b>TheLittlestNinja</b> - the 04/21/2009 at 1:29am<b>Contrius</b> - the 04/20/2009 at 11:47am<b>Speedy22</b> - the 04/18/2009 at 9:12pm<b>adamazda</b> - the 04/17/2009 at 12:11am<b>Bookie2152</b> - the 04/13/2009 at 8:39am<b>abcdefgh</b> - the 04/12/2009 at 10:59pm<b>Nottooeffed</b> - the 04/11/2009 at 2:59am<b>craigahh</b> - the 04/10/2009 at 7:18pm<b>horriblelife9199</b> - the 04/10/2009 at 3:31am<b>DiSab</b> - the 04/09/2009 at 5:13pm<b>rider35</b> - the 04/09/2009 at 7:42am<b>burdenofaday</b> - the 04/08/2009 at 3:06am

Fucked!<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 5:30am

Shadesville's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Shadesville's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

by theman / 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

by brad3720 / 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

by anonymiss / 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

by Aprilfools / 04/12/2009 at 6:47am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

by GrandmasWhore / 04/04/2009 at 1:59am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 6:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy