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About Shaameli : Shaameli is a strange girl who does strange things and speak strangly.
My entire profile is here:
(Yeah, I'm french... if you didn't understand me, it's...perfectly normal).
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Friday 12 December 2014