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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18878) - you deserved it (6462)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (5155)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62452) - you deserved it (7218)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)



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