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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:12 / United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

By Shawty - / Tuesday 3 November 2009 03:41 / United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

By Jinthebar - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 04:13 / United States