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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25676) - you deserved it (8133)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

#18811702
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25012) - you deserved it (4108)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38144) - you deserved it (4315)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19847) - you deserved it (4111)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32598) - you deserved it (4083)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33900) - you deserved it (2593)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (27663)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8943) - you deserved it (33645)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML

#18631063
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28350) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26187) - you deserved it (3134)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23075) - you deserved it (6093)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8902) - you deserved it (44724)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (3378)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12997) - you deserved it (41239)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States



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