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by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lolo / 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
by Mandy93 / 12/20/2012 at 8:57am / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by oreoblizzard619 / 09/25/2012 at 8:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
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