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Serisent
  • Town/Country : Dundalk, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 September 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Serisent : I'm a 24 year old education major just having fun here on FML.

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Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

#20682540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17755) - you deserved it (31983)

On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

#20647961
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (4936)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

#20545430
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13284) - you deserved it (44744) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML

#20501864
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19428) - you deserved it (8656)

On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37446) - you deserved it (2161)

On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

#20452458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24517) - you deserved it (1628)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

#20452365
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25097) - you deserved it (1792)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14101) - you deserved it (2542)

On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (409)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24080) - you deserved it (16525)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

#7160952
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (3713)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)



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