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SerendipityRose
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1802
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a 'young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans' crackpot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31936) - you deserved it (6895)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:06am - love - by GodSquad (man) - United Kingdom (Blackburn with Darwen)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

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On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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