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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2464
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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SerendipityRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (3440)

On 04/22/2014 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a 'young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans' crackpot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36459) - you deserved it (7707)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:06am - love - by GodSquad (man) - United Kingdom (Blackburn with Darwen)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56835) - you deserved it (7381)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48028) - you deserved it (4751)

On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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