About Selphis : Just a guy... I play sports and music, probably already more then you really wanted to know about me ;)
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She… Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up…