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SeetaBeeta
  • Town/Country : Letchworth, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (31193)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

#16235775 (149)

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (15415) - you deserved it (44139)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (23397) - you deserved it (6625)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (14509) - you deserved it (22236)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

#15051482 (44)

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (11186) - you deserved it (17398)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035 (226)

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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

#13036561 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (14084) - you deserved it (7908)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740 (150)

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (12501) - you deserved it (49194)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (17147)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

#12044097 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (8803) - you deserved it (28922)

On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310 (204)

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On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819 (232)

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On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)