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Seeker304
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Seeker304 : “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” -Churchill

I am in my third year of university.

I enjoy:
Music, particularly Hindi music
Current affairs (politics and science)
Sight-seeing
Literature
Science-Fiction
Medicine
Astronomy
The company of intellectuals

Favorite books:
the Harry Potter series
The Hunger Games series

Favorite television shows:
Stargate
Doctor Who
House
Supernatural
Smallville
Sanctuary

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Seeker304's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239579) - you deserved it (43357)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736306) - you deserved it (73979)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266214) - you deserved it (49522)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266458) - you deserved it (23310)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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