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About Seeker304 : “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” -Churchill
I am in my third year of university.
Music, particularly Hindi music
Current affairs (politics and science)
The company of intellectuals
the Harry Potter series
The Hunger Games series
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Friday 30 January 2015