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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2356
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (276867) - you deserved it (60198)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (244594) - you deserved it (82525)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (303272) - you deserved it (55244)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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