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Secret_Fire_King
  • Town/Country : Secret-ville, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3122
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9902) - you deserved it (97837)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109961) - you deserved it (14730)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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