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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 February 1994 (20 years)
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About Secret_Fire_King : I don't feel good..

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Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (135405) - you deserved it (20242)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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