About Seany_93 : Hi my name is Sean,
Im born in 93 in Straya mate. My Hobbies are: Tennis, Paintball, bit of Golf, building Computers, and Cars.
Likes: Mangos, Pesto; Pasta, Garlic!, Night clubs, Bugatti Veyron, Vodka, Bundy Rum mate, Porsche,Toyota Hilux/Supra, Drinking games, walks on the beach, Burning stuff, Snow, Trance, Dubstep, Bush walks, Camping and a good Drink with friends.
Dislikes: Brusselsprouts, Tomartos, bitchy Customers, Shitty pimped cars, Bitter food, Beer, Girls with a "Too Hot/Mrs Popular" attitude, Drugs and smokes.
Currently a bartender at my states leading RSL club. Graduated a Private high school in 2010. Ive studied a Cert III and Diploma in IT Networking also have a Cert II in Design, Furnishing and Metal work. Trying to get a Job with Rio Tinto in the mines.
Send me a PM or Kik/Twitter: Seany_93
I like meeting new people and making friends :)
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