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  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Screwie : Pet me, I'll take you home.

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while casually sitting at a bar , a drunk biker with no teeth leand over an trid to kiss me . I'm a sailor in the Navy , but I think I screamd like a little grl . mega FML

#12617808
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31293) - you deserved it (4864)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, While Driving On A Totally Desertd, Long, Straight Road In The Middle Of The Bush, I Sneezd And Drove Right Into A Pole On The Side Of The Road. It Was The Only Pole Fir Over 50 Km. FML

#11610497
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34188) - you deserved it (7007)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I was wit my girlfriend, tinking we were alone in te ouse . Her little broter found us aving sex on te couc, took a pic an said, "You r now bot my slaves." He ran upstair an locked is bedroom door . FML

#9797503
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17330) - you deserved it (41164)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today I spent te nigt wit boyfriend as e promised me tat is parents and younger broter wo I ave yet to meet were out of town until Tuesday . We were awoken by is moter screaming telling me tat se doesn't want girls in te ouse corrupting er babby boy . He's 20 . FML

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (2275)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... at mah volleyball tournament I was extremely pumpd to start playing so I went to take mah looool sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I lookd down to come to realize I had no spandex on... just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (28599)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME SO HE COULD SLEEP WITH MAH MOM WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY. FML

#7304423
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34815) - you deserved it (3004)

On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise , and something tugging on mah hair!! I opened mah eyes , to fine a very large rat sitting on mah pillow , chewing mah hair!! FML

#7231229
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44866) - you deserved it (3015)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, both of my grandparent died in a car accident. My Mom an Dad thought it would looool make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57477) - you deserved it (2476)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12233) - you deserved it (37738)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TADAY I WAS BABYSITTING MAH YOUNGER BROTHER WHILE MAH PARENTS WERE AWAY. I TURNED MAH BACK ON MAH BROTHER FOR ONE MINUTE AN THEN I HEARD A HUGE CRASH FROM THEIR ROOM. HE HAD SOMEHOW DESTROYED A FAMILY HEIRLOOM AN 200 YEAR OLD CLOCK. MEGA FML

#6397427
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (6957)

On 11/21/2009 at 11:05pm - kids - by Rhianna (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Thought It Would Be A Funny Prank To Putted Duct Tape On Mah Eyes While I Was Sleeping So That When I Woke Up, I Would Be Blind. I Have No More Eyelashes. FML

#5848296
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38072) - you deserved it (2620)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML

#5789992
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (51385)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States



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