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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1654
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ScottieJo : I like reading books, watching movies and playing games. I'm hoping to get into developing either games or movies, but right now I'm a just a student.

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ScottieJo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (5700)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (78141)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42143) - you deserved it (28702)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, looool I was playing with dog . His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on hands and knees to get it . He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me . FML

#15448080
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (10834)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today , I Took The Motherboard Out Of Mah Computer So I Could Put More RAM And A New Video Card In. While I Was In The Bathroom Mah Mom Threw It All Out Because It 'looked Like Garbage'. Real FML

#14665828
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27964) - you deserved it (3727)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

looool I watced as a guy it my car , laugen e saw me running towards im , and drive away. FML

#14606368
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (1871)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

Today,hile at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman . The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!"hile staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning . fat FML

#14558883
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (3436)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (3268)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (3631)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to looool his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

#14255221
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11917) - you deserved it (33198)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

#14234823
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (12887)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours . FML

#13572879
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (43791)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile I was on a date, I noticd mah ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he lookd sad . So I walkd over to see him and jokingly said, "You look lyk yur mom did or something!" She had . FML

#12712941
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14934) - you deserved it (48214)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom cummed into mah bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail . I listened to me and mah grlfriend talking drty followed by the bed springs bouncing 4 3 minutes . I had mah phone in the pockethile I was having sex with her and it left mah mom a nice voicemail . fat FML

#12337328
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24316) - you deserved it (38675)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States



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