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Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States
Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 11:25am - animals - by agent_awesome - United Kingdom
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)
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