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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 366
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I stayed in a otel near te college I was applying for a scolarsip. We were eating breakfast and tere were some oter applicant in te breakfast room. As we walked away, my moter yelled, "My daugter's gonna get tis scolarsip so tere's no reason for u muddafucka to sow up." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time . Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money . FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States

I dislocated mah arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML


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