About ScarlieC : I live in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. I've been a waitress and bartender for the past 8 years and I have worked in the city centre for most of those years, which has given me lots of experience with fun, nice, crazy and unpleasant people. FML is one of my favorite ways to have a laugh!
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Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML
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On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version
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