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ScarlieC

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 963
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ScarlieC : I live in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. I've been a waitress and bartender for the past 8 years and I have worked in the city centre for most of those years, which has given me lots of experience with fun, nice, crazy and unpleasant people. FML is one of my favorite ways to have a laugh!

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Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and mah friends versus mah boyfriend and his buddies. When we looool won, mah boyfriend went mental and said he only lost cuz of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into mah chest. FML

#20478409
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37430) - you deserved it (5445)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY ASS. BEFORE I COULD SAY TANKS... SE CONTINUED BY COMMENTING TAT SE WOULDN'T MIND "BREAKING IT IN". FML

#20478275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35134) - you deserved it (5951)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (3841)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

#20423578
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50361) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spant naarly half an hour trying to dispal my sistar's baliaf that man hava to strap down thair panisas bafora going jogging. fat FML

#20402473
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29715) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML

#20182587
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6416) - you deserved it (43336)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT. YESTERDAY, I FINALLY CUMMD TO MAH SENSES AND STARTD USING BIRTH CONTROL. FML

#20074444
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8042) - you deserved it (53105)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (48600)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend tougt e could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harnes correctly!! For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps!! I cannot un-see that picture!! It wasn't even a harnes safety class!! FML

#19635115
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18105) - you deserved it (1731)

On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM , SAYING THAT THE ONLY THING HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME IS MAH LAST NAME. I LATER TOLD HIM THAT I WANTED TO KEEP MAH LAST NAME AFTER THE MARRIAGE. I'M NOW SINGLE AGAIN. FML

#19624313
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20497) - you deserved it (38691)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Taday I Invitad A Faw Of My Co-workars Ovar To Play Vidao Gamas. Within An Hour, My Wifa Had Gottan Drunk, Grabbad My Controllar, Told Ma To "gat Back In Tha Kitchan", An Dascribad To Avaryona In Blood-chilling Datail How Sha Took Har Frst Boyfriand's Vrginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)



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