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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ScarlieC : I live in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. I've been a waitress and bartender for the past 8 years and I have worked in the city centre for most of those years, which has given me lots of experience with fun, nice, crazy and unpleasant people. FML is one of my favorite ways to have a laugh!

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ScarlieC's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

#20478275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37989) - you deserved it (6297)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (4167)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55261) - you deserved it (5158)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

#20402473
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (3857)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

#20182587
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7160) - you deserved it (46244)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

#20074444
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9124) - you deserved it (57021)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21488) - you deserved it (50590)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31937) - you deserved it (4652)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42246) - you deserved it (4492)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML

#19635115
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (1948)

On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22419) - you deserved it (40946)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (3691)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

#17716214
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34626) - you deserved it (3649)

On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)



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