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ScarletBloom

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ScarletBloom

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  • Number of visits : 1659
  • Number of comments : 382
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ScarletBloom : What does the fox say?

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Visits<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - yesterday at 9:49am<b>JackHuason</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:49pm<b>ki087</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:19pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 12:47am<b>zilfy</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:41am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:28am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:20am<b>mollspuff</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:51am<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:50pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:50pm<b>anonymouslover48</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:50pm<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:26pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:12pm<b>majestic_banana</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Ohitsariel</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:45am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:42pm<b>debmalyaroxx</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Fustercluck</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:54am

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Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (1842)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (3236)

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