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ScarletBloom
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1289
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17593) - you deserved it (1252)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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