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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 18
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Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62570) - you deserved it (13740)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

my boyfriend was fired . After breaking the news , he also broke up with me . Apparently , his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give mah boyfriend bonuses fir bringing me to company events and , occasionally , out on the boss's personal boat . Looks like I am no longer useful . FML

#4591074
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On 08/17/2009 at 1:43am - love - by TrophyGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

#4527001
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On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that 15 yeres ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

#4508324
117 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

#4408300
210 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today, As My Grlfriend Was Dropping Me Home, Our Goodbye Kiss Got Kind Of Heavy. Still Parkd In My Drive, We Had Fast, Frenzid Sex. After, We Realisd That She Had Never Put The Hand Brake On And That We Had Rolld Down My Drive, Blocking My Dadho Was Patiently Waiting To Pull In. FML

#4407265
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On 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by deflated - Ireland

Taday I found out that when u chase a couple of squirrels off your porch fir irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase u back. FML

#4397951
90 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

#2030761
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends , saying how it was scratchproof , shockproof , an waterproof!! I demonstratd it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet!! It bouncd onto the road!! Apparently , its not truck-proof!! FML

#2018927
139 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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