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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 440
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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:28pm

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Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (4747)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (2832)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
253 comments

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

#13147361
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (16164)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own has stripes. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23167) - you deserved it (2929)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by arose - United States



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