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Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked around 4 ours wit a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (7653)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50439) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML

#16519347
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (117884)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44172) - you deserved it (3277)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me How Women Could Urinate With A Tampon In. FML

#16042131
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (7704)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lost a glovehile snowboarding . I got off my board to find it,hen a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill,hile yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chasd after it . FML

#15115506
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

#15011813
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (3900)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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