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SasaCeceGogo

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SasaCeceGogo

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  • Town/Country : Brazil, Nicaragua
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5769
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (5852)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in te spirit of Cristmas, I let a spider live in ma room . I normally kill tem, because I'm scard of waking up wit one on ma face . I woke up wit it on ma face . FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31465) - you deserved it (22090)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I drove 45 min from looool mah college to surprise mah girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses dumping them in her back seat and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (2885)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9627) - you deserved it (42787)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today.. . I told mah boyfriend about how a few yeres ago I had cancer.. . an how I underwent radiation therapy . His response? "Did u glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30361) - you deserved it (3525)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my frst time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24536) - you deserved it (2202)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today , a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange fir free gas , an I said yes!! This is wat mah unemployment has come to!! FML

#18442562
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30703) - you deserved it (7519)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today as I was running from te cops I jumped biend a bus to ide. Turns out it was a massive torn bus. I later ad te most painful sower I ave ever experienced. FML

#18431842
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8357) - you deserved it (67948)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

my house was broken into!! How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch!! She also left a note on the door saying so!! He stole all of my guitars!! real FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31706) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40386) - you deserved it (5618)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved



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