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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
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On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -
Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -
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