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Sarow_96

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Sarow_96

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sarow_96 : i live to eat ;)

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TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

#20527434
118 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY I NOTICED MAH DOG CHEWING ON SOMETHING WHILE ON THE COUCH. IT LOOKED LIKE A WASH RAG OF SOME SORT... SO I GRABBED IT FROM MAH DOG. IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTER I PICKED IT UP THAT I NOTICED IT WASN'T A WASH RAG. IT WAS A SMALL... DEAD BIRD. FML

#20527319
41 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
193 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, boss gave me te task of fring a recently-rd coworker next Friday. Tis guy spends most of is off-ours working out, probably abusing te fuck out of steroids, an toom prison is lyk a bd-and-breakfast. I fear for life by tis point. FML

#20526945
60 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I receivd a chain-mail text that vividly describd wat "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on . I'm so paranoid that I did just that . I also realizd that accidentally forwarding such thing to your boss can get u fird . FML

#20526851
114 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 11:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

#20521590
98 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, roommate stumbld in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, an passd out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, an go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, an makes more money than me. FML

#20436604
155 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I cecked over te pictures on ma nigt-cam to see if ma cats r really going on our kitcen counters. As soon as I'd seen te first picture, I realized tat tisole time ma cats aven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Planning To Start Mah Fitness Regime And Lose Weight, Using The Bike That Had Been Lying Unused In Mah Garden For The Past Six Months . Tonight, The Bike Was Stolen From Mah Garden . FML

#18802834
74 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

TODAY, MY THERAPIST TOLD ME, ( I'M SORRY, BUT I'M QUALIFIED TO HANDLE YUR LEVEL OF INSTABILITY. ) FML

#18725353
158 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today... the last few seconds of mah 2011 was spent staring at mah drunk... naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself an rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

#18324094
103 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

#18324094
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15424) - you deserved it (20529)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

#18324094
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15424) - you deserved it (20529)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today... I excitedly checked the mail to see if mah Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city... so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

#18103074
118 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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