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Sarow_96

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Sarow_96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sarow_96 : i live to eat ;)

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I mat mah naw roommata. Sha has a lifa-siza cardboard cutout of Justin looool Biabar in har room, which I'va saan har having actual convarsations with twica alraady. I hava to shara a badroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53424) - you deserved it (4434)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to help mah little sister do a frst-grade project fir school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of there role model. She drew a whale, an I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed an said, "No! It's you!" FML

#20532338
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36925) - you deserved it (5556)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today , mah nieghbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety!! Every time mah nieghbour leave fir work , the puppy constantly whine and barks until he gets home!! He works night shifts!! FML

#20532315
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32362) - you deserved it (2147)

On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

#20530380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46238) - you deserved it (5912)

On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent my grlfriend a text saying, "Your the best grlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minute later, she respondd with, "*you're". big fat FML

#20530358
185 comments

Today, mah boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me cuz I ( attract too many wierdos. ) FML

#20529995
55 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

#20529783
93 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today I was awkwardly taking a dump at work an a coworkar in looool anotar stall startad talking sit to ma about our boss. I gruntad and agraad oping a'd sut up and laava ma alona. Tat'san a tird guy sarcastically cimad in wit insults from a tird stall. It was our boss. FML

#20529455
89 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tird that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep!! When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me!! I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving an was about to die!! I only realizd it was stationary after I pissd myself!! FML

#20529430
63 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT GIRLFRIEND CAN DO HEATH LEDGER'S "JOKER" VOICE PERFECTLY. I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE SCARED OR IMPRESSED. FML

#20529319
122 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 11:05am - love - by nerdgirlmickey (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX, MAH GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME, "ARE U SURE YOUR A GUY?" I STILL HAVE NO IDEAHAT THAT WAS FOR. FML

#20529151
125 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked fir 2 years that I tan too much and dye mah hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed mah hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML

#20529072
73 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ CALLD ME AS I WAS CLOCKING OUT. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS WAITING OUTSIDE. INSTEAD... HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S GETTING ARRESTD AND NEEDS ME TO CALL HIS MOM FIR HIM. FML

#20529036
49 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by addie (woman) - United States



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