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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 259
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SarcasticGuy : I'm here usually when I need to be reminded that other peoples lives suck just as much as mine, possibly worse... but I doubt it. Love to laugh, meeting people who are down to earth and don't say things behind your back that they couldn't if you were standing right in front of them. If that's you, feel free to message me. I will respond unless I become so popular I can't keep up with the fan mail... haha =P . My biggest weakness is a girl with an addictive smile and a bit of a tomboy, I fall for it every time. =)

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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14537) - you deserved it (34473)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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