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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 101
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (16813)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (49431)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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