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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SarahBearrra : I dont' have enough money to make everyone rich, but i have enough love to make everyone happy.

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Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (4449)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:17am - work - by Swivel - Singapore

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML


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