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Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

#7708353
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm - misc - by vikhelios - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70744) - you deserved it (3941)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5795) - you deserved it (42610)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

#4326730
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43368) - you deserved it (14858)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

#923154
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105582) - you deserved it (4756)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5285) - you deserved it (29258)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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