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SansVostro
  • Town/Country : NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1994 (20 years)
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Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46585) - you deserved it (4246)

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